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Welcome, Hexlings. EvilGayomi is officially ON LOCATION for championship game night at Dave & Buster's — and yes, that means unlimited wings, unlimited fries, and unlimited chaos for a flat $30. The witch is clocked in.
This is your live feed. Updates, photos, wins, losses, and wing consumption data will be logged here in real time. Stay tuned. The cauldron is bubbling.
Hello party people — greetings! It is I, EvilGayomi... you can tell by the witch hat! Mhm! So I made a mistake. Immediately. Which isn't hard for me, but it certainly happens.
I was in a very excited rush to the mall to grab my unlimited play card. But it's never that easy, is it? Turns out, the event doesn't start until 7:30 and I can't get shit until then. 3 and a half hours... I'll be walking around for a while.
This absolute banger of a song came on while I was hopelessly clinging on to what sanity I had left. I want my damn wings. Thinking a snack run is mandatory.
Decided that McDonald's would be the play here. Free medium fry and drink with a purchase of 5 or more! Obvious steal. Decided to get some chicken strips since they're wing adjacent. Tried out the Kpop Demon Hunters Hunter sauce as well and it's pretty nice, although not particularly inspired. It's just a sweet chili sauce.
I'll stick with my GOAT, the Creamy Chili sauce. Anyways, at least I'm fed!
Oooh, shiny... sorry, couldn't resist. Had some tickets left over from a previous trip and decided to get something that would be fun and festive for tonight's game! Now, I wonder if these will give me good luck with my parlays tonight.
Alright guys, I'm checked in! So before I was seated, the person had me predict the scores to tonight's game. So I predicted Michigan 72, UConn 59. I think UConn will try to slow things down but Michigan will NOT allow it. Regardless, I've gotten my play card and gotten my first set of wings ordered. I am STARVING, despite me having tenders earlier. Who is ready to party?
Two slips in on the championship game. Michigan heavy, spread locked, props loaded. Let's see if the universe rewards the prepared witch. Live tracking every 15 seconds — legs go green when they hit. 🔮
Hey guys! So at the moment I'm just passing the time in The Arena — a fun little mini game arena where you can test your reflexes and memory. I apparently have the memory of a goldfish, though...
...and I'm terribly out of shape too. I was terribly out of breath after the rounds got a bit intense. My lungs haven't burned this much since I ran cross country!
This song will NOT leave my head. At all. As such, I'm going to jam the fuck out to it relentlessly until tip off.
Cash in cash out cash in cash out cash in cash out...
No, not the parlays. Nah, those were dead the moment I saw Michigan's initial performance. They were missing ALL of their shots. It was genuinely painful to see. However, my prediction on Michigan winning over UConn was correct and they kept it under!
Oh, right. The victory. So earlier, I mentioned that I had to predict the scores of the game. Well... it turns out only three people actually stayed for the game lmao. But hey! I won! By one singular fucking point, I might add... because another person literally guessed 58-72. Wild!
I learned a valuable lesson tonight. Do not bet on ten leg parlays on college basketball. Because wow, shit can really happen. I had the framework, but nothing quite played out as I expected it. At least I only bet 30 cents!
Highlight of the night, though? Dan Hurley losing his fucking MIND over the sheer amount of fouls his team was getting. Dude looked like he was on crack getting poked in the ass by a cactus.